Michigan isn't real

Hello Patriots. I'm writing this from an internet cafe in Sheyboygan, Wisconsin. By the time you read this, I'll be long gone. I can't tell you where I'm going. It wouldn't be safe for me (or for you!). Let's just say that it will be cold at times and also warm at times in this place. This Michigan thing is finally starting to unravel. People are finally starting to take notice of all the inconsistencies in the Michigan narrative. Recently, Michigan State played a home game in the final four. This game took place in MINNESOTA. HOME GAME. MINNESOTA. Hmmm. They got (or got to) Mitchell Gaines. THE VERY DAY that I posted the patriot alert, he posted this article:  https://fakestate.home.blog/2019/04/02/personal-update-from-mitch/ Let me break it down for you free thinkers: This appears to be an article written by Mitchell Gaines (or someone claiming to BE HIM) that claims he is giving up the mantle of being a truth seeker. For those who don't know, ...

Hello truth seekers. As many of you know, I have been loyally and bravely pushing the boundaries of what we know about the so-called "Michigan State" for my entire adult life, and I have recently taken to blogging to share my knowledge with the American People. I've heard many complaints that my blog isn't real because I made it last Tuesday and I made 5 posts in one day. If you think that precludes me from the "real" club, then I'd like you to look at the New York Times, who publishes DOZENS of articles every day. This is real journalism. I have such a backlog of information that it is difficult for me to NOT post multiple times a day. WHERE HAS MITCHELL GAINS GONE? Many of you may be familiar with my sister blog  https://fakestate.home.blog/  and it's esteemed editor Mitchel Gains (Gaynes? He Hides his identity well). Many of you may be aware of his excellent journalism (he likes to see the "'splody heads keep on 'splodin'...