Michigan isn't real

Hello truth seekers. As many of you know, I have been loyally and bravely pushing the boundaries of what we know about the so-called "Michigan State" for my entire adult life, and I have recently taken to blogging to share my knowledge with the American People. I've heard many complaints that my blog isn't real because I made it last Tuesday and I made 5 posts in one day. If you think that precludes me from the "real" club, then I'd like you to look at the New York Times, who publishes DOZENS of articles every day. This is real journalism. I have such a backlog of information that it is difficult for me to NOT post multiple times a day. WHERE HAS MITCHELL GAINS GONE? Many of you may be familiar with my sister blog  https://fakestate.home.blog/  and it's esteemed editor Mitchel Gains (Gaynes? He Hides his identity well). Many of you may be aware of his excellent journalism (he likes to see the "'splody heads keep on 'splodin'...

Hello truth seekers. As you know, it has been speculated that Michigan is not a state but is, in fact, a lake. Sources ( https://michiganisntreal.blogspot.com/2019/03/michigan-isnt-really-state-it-isnt-even.html ,  https://michiganisntreal.blogspot.com/2019/03/think-you-live-in-michigan-think-again.html ,  https://fakestate.home.blog/2019/03/27/interview-with-the-author-of-michiganisntreal-blogspot-com/ ,  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Michigan ). Many have already joined the movement, but a common criticism I hear is "where was I when I thought I was in Michigan?" It's a hard question to answer, or at least it has been until now. One of my sources, let's call him Mr. Ford, works closely with the government and has been a valuable resource to me in the ongoing fight to prove Michigan is not a state. Last night at 1:35 PM, as I was watching reruns of ALF with my pet cat Methuselah, I received an email from him entitled: TOP SECRET: GROUNDBREAKING. I opene...

Hello truth seekers. A little while ago I opened my DIGITAL MAILBOX michiganisntreal@outlook.com and asks you, my readers, to send me your best questions. I was happy with the hundreds of responses. I'll answer as many of them as I can here. Q: What is your job. A: I am a fish doctor. Q: Where do you live. A: Nice try, government. Let's just say I'm somewhere safe Q: What is the biggest threat to our country. A: This is a good question. The is undoubtedly the lie that the global elites and the federal government have been perpetrating that Michigan is a landmass and it is real (source:  https://www.michigan.gov/som/ ) It is dangerous because, as Mitchell Gains says on the news blog fakestate (source:  https://fakestate.home.blog/ ) "I don’t want to recklessly speculate but I think the conclusion is obvious. Through welfare schemes, bailout money, and pleas for water ‘Michigan’ is stealing our resources for their own ends." This is a trap and a lie th...

I've seen A LOT OF COMMENTS from people claiming to live in Michigan and saying my research is bunkum. I agree: a lot of red-blooded Americans think they live in Michigan. Think. Think. It's time to think again. Take a look at this map: There are a few things here that I want to point out: Notice how the map, which is a government map, is labeled great lakes area of concern. CONCERN. CONCERN . Notice how BOTH PARTS OF MICHIGAN (Michigan is the only state in the contiguous United States to have 2 parts) are the only pieces of AMERICAN LAND that stick out in the LAKES. How likely is it to have a peninsula? Wikiepedia: A  peninsula  can be formed by rising or falling sea level that may expose or cover portions of land to form a  peninsula . An uplift or fall of landmass may also help to form a  peninsula .  The answer? NOT VERY LIKELY. What are the odds that a "state" has TWO PENINSULAS in it? Answer: EVEN LESS LIKELY. Take a l...

This just in: why is ann arbor called an arbor if it doesn't have trees? www.mapoftrees.annarbor.com (they removed this government like after I made this page because it showed there were no ACTUAL TREES in Ann Arbor) Here is a google satellite picture of Ann Arbor: There are a couple of things I want to point out in this image: There are no trees. It is just water. This is coming from a GOVERNMENT WEBSITE. When will they learn? It's not hard to find this stuff. Now, if Ann Arbor was actually an ARBOR, like it's "name" claims, it would look like this: There are a couple of things I want to point out in this picture: You can't see any water. Wherever this is, it isn't a lake. There are trees. Notice the stark difference. Don't believe what the gov tells you to believe becuase they TELL YOU TO BELIEVE IT. It is your GOD given RIGHT to believe that MICHIGAN ISN'T REAL. Share. Tell your friends. Tell the world.

Think there are women in ann arbor? Think again? Here is a picture of Ann Arbor: There are no trees and no women here. It looks like a lake. If Ann Arbor were actually an arbor, with women in it, it would look like this: Notice how many women there are, and do you see the top left corner? There is a tree. Ann Arbor = Ann Harbour www.annarbor.com/aretherewomenhere